Megatron: Today I'm going to teach you flesh creatures how to cook!
Step 1: Ask if anyone is hungry.
Megatron: Barricade, do you want something to eat?
Megatron: Fine, I'll go ask the Autobots!
*at Autobot base*
Optimus: Megatron? *goes into battle stance* what are you doing here?
Megatron: *out of breath* do you....want...something...one second...............okay, do you want something to eat?
Optimus: Not really...
Optimus: I mean, I guess I am sort of hungry, maybe some energon cupcakes....
Megatron: Yes! I'm gonna make you a grill cheese sandwich!
Optimus: Ummm, okay, you do that.
Ironhide: was that Megatron?
Optimus: Yeah. I'm gonna go recharge now though, I think half my processor just died.
Step 2: Prepare ingredients and supplies for meal.
Megatron: Bonecrusher, do we have any cheese slices?!
Megatron: Nevermind, I found them!!!!
Bonecrusher: *shakes head slowly* and they say I'm the stupid one.
Megatron: okay, so I have bread, butter, cheese, a pan, and an oven.....and a fire extinguisher, just in case.
Step 3: Turn on Stove.
Megatron: *looking at buttons* okay, let's try this button *pushes button*
*red light goes on*
Megatron: ummmmmm, was that the right button? *presses another button*
*red light starts flashing*
Megatron: Holy Primus, it's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb!!!!
Starscream: *runs in* Lord Megatorn, what's wrong?!
Megatron: *points at oven* IT'S A BOMB!
Starscream: *walks over to oven and clicks a button* what are you trying to do?
Megatron: put the stove on.
Starscream: you have to press this button. *points at button*
Megatron: oh *clicks button* good job Starscream, this almost makes up for when you refused to be a towel! *smacks Starscream on the back*
Starscream: *stumbles into wall* owww.....
Step 4: Start making sandwich.
Megatron: *drops bread* Frag, I was almost done buttering too. *picks up bread and then the knife* okay now- *knife slips* Soundwave HELP!
Soundwave: *walks in* wahttt???
Megatron: I have butter fingerrrsss!!! Helpppp!!!!
Step 5: Start to ACTUALLY cook .
Megatron: *gently lifts sandwich* everyone shut up *puts sandwich on pan*
Barricade: we weren't talking.
Megatron: I, Lord Megatorn-
Starscream: Megatron Megatron!
Megatron: what is it?
Starscream: Ravage is-
Megatron: *looks around* what the frag is that?
Starscream: it doesn't matter, Ravage is-
Megatron: NOOOO!!!!! *runs over to oven* Why?!?!
*sandwich on fire*
Megatron: *takes out fire extinguisher* my poor, poor sandwich! *puts out fire*
Starscream: ugh. nevermind, Barricade, come help me get the cat-nip from Ravage!
Megatron: *hugs burnt sandwich* we had such good memories. *sniff* sandwichhhhh *has flashback*
Optimus: *looking at burnt sandwich* uhhh, Megatron....?
Megatron: don't worry! I THINK it's still edible!
Optimus: *takes a bite* *gulp* y-yeah, it's s-still good *smiles*
Megatron: YAY! I, Lord Megatron, have made a delectable EDIBLE sandwich! *flies away*
Optimus: *gags and starts choking* I-Ironhide!
Optimus: *twitch* I t-think *coughs* my t-t-tanks h- *coughs* hate me n-now *throws up*